Today

Today I was walking in the West Village
When I narrowly avoided getting shat on by a bird
It literally fell right in front of my face
Amazing luck.

I twittered this immediately after
and Kaleb replied:
@Rory366 you should thank GOD right now haha...a narrow miss of bird poop on ya face means you will live a long and prosperous life

Kaleb, the asian fortune-teller

Twitter is amazing
John Mayer's twitter is a riot
If you're not following him already, make sure you do
His "tweets" are very witty and funny
Oh, and follow me too

I've been having strange cravings for Ginger Ale lately
I think it's very underrated